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I *Might* Follow You I'm far from an expert on Twitter.  In fact, I only gave it a try after hearing a real expert go on and on about it for probably the tenth time.  What I'd classify myself...

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I believe This is Yours? Looking around and watching the world go by can be interesting. No, I'm not saying you should sit and do nothing in life but watch it pass by. You should occasionally...

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Second Time's Easier but is it Better? If you've been following along here and on Twitter (and who isn't, right?) you'll know that I've dipped my toes into the world of writing.  Through what can only be described...

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The Other Shoe Has Fallen Some may not have heard the news but on March 1st I and some 2400 others were informed that short of finding another job within the company, our services would no longer be...

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18 Alternatives to Cussing at Work

Posted on : 12-05-2010 | By : Orion | In : Humor

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You've got to be F@#$ing kidding me!I get truly funny emails almost daily.  I thought, as it’s the middle of the work week, I’d share one along the lines of better office etiquette.  This may be the start of a regular feature.  Only time will tell.  Oh, and if you’re like me you’ve been an email user decades and as such may have seen this one before.  I hope you’re still able to get a chuckle or a nugget of wisdom you can apply in your day to day office interactions.

In the high pressure environment with the interpersonal relations that prevails today, I hope the letter below can be of some assistance.

Cussing at Work

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

Your Lunch Buddy

Posted on : 09-05-2010 | By : Orion | In : Government, Observations

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There goes lunchMuch has changed in the way food is presented to us.  Nutritional labels, identifying food’s origin, and warning labels serve to protect us as consumers.  At the same time certain things have risen like portion sizes, obesity, and the resulting cost of related health care.  Some states and even the federal government have used regulations and are looking to do more along these lines to stem the tide.  Of course industry lobbyist paint a picture that these efforts not only negatively impact companies but unfairly target some ethnic and economic groups.  Personally, I don’t buy their position.

There are, however, a few things I didn’t know before that I thought to share.  You won’t find any study or survey results here.  If you’re interested then go ahead and use one of the links here or your favorite search engine to dig a little deeper.

It’s the battle of the “NNOOOOO!!”s

Posted on : 30-04-2010 | By : Orion | In : Funny Moments, Observations

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For whatever reason while chatting on Twitter I mentioned to Paul how my boy could say “No” better than his girl.  So I shared this video with him as proof and told him it was my 1st round entry.  Well, I started thinking that maybe others might have some great moments of “NO!!” they’d like to share.  So here’s your chance.  MMA bouts tend to be three rounds so I think that’s about all I’ll try capturing myself.  Trust me, I get many opportunities to experience my boy emphatically tell me, his mom, and his older sisters, “NO!!”

As you can see in this round, it’s lunchtime.  Since he’s confined to his highchair you’ve yet to get his “full bodied” version of “NO!!”

So go ahead and share what you have.  If you’d like you can post it on twitter just be sure to add #NNOOOOO somewhere in your tweet.

No prize for the best one just plenty of smiles for everyone.

SB 1070 – Too Hot, Too Cold, or Just Right?

Posted on : 24-04-2010 | By : Orion | In : Observations, Political

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On April 23, 2010 Arizona’s Governor, Jan Brewer, signed into law the “Support Our Law Enforcement and Safe Neighborhoods Act.” This Act is viewed to be the most restrictive and perhaps invasive legislation to “discourage and deter the unlawful entry and presence of aliens and economic activity by persons unlawfully present in the United States.”  If you haven’t read the 17 page bill I highly encourage you do so and have included links at the end for your convenience.  In it you’ll likely find aspects that you agree, oppose, feel are overreaching, or do not go far enough to achieve the goal of reducing the number of illegal individuals in the United States by making “attrition through enforcement the public policy”.

What follows is my take on the Arizona’s new law and only the law.