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Joke – Photo on the Night Stand

Posted on : 06-08-2010 | By : Orion | In : Humor

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It’s Friday and I fearing my next post to be more a rant I thought I should balance the day with a joke.  This one came to me today (talk about timely) from my awesome Father-in-law who had been over on a short visit.  He’s a bit old school.  By that I mean even though he gets jokes and such through email like the rest of us he still prints everything out for sharing.  Anyway, I hope you too find this one funny.

Photo on the Night Stand

After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman’s nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry. “Is that your husband?” he nervously asks.

No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him.

Your boyfriend, then?” he continues.

No, not at all,” she says, nibbling away at his ear.

Is it your dad or your brother?” he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

No, no, no! You are so hot when you’re jealous!” she answers.

Well, who in the hell is he, then?” he demands.

She whispers in his ear, “That’s me before the surgery.”

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